just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
milajewnis: but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
kandieddubstep: getreal-staycrazy: deathtiel: But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA IT IS A BOOB HOLDER IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT This might be one of the greatest posts about...
rnackenzie: don’t say what’s up to me bc im literally never doing anything and the conversation won’t go anywhere omg
princemordo: heads up if i ever stop talking to you as much its not you there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg i still want to be close if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself ps its more...
riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea